Sqollstown Suppliments

The following is the collection of final words from people Mr. Skullburg Dregingstone had “fucked up” in the fall of 1997. First recorded by Wesley Mortenden then later finished by Adam Flochet and finally entered into public record here by Victor Klamity. The Mr.Dregingstone thought it would be a good idea to have a professional stenographer to follow him around and take down any last wishes. There are no last wishes recorded.

David Moninissy [Murdered with a sick of butter] 9:34 AM 7-25-97
“OH CHRIST NO WHY MY EYES?! AAGHHGHSS”

Vald “Dracular” Fishbone [Murdered with a fork and a bagel] 12:12 PM 7-30-97
“Im not afraid of you ass shit”
[laughs]
“what are you going to do with that buddy? You hungry?”
[…]
“FUCK ME GOD NO PLEASE I NEVER MEANT TO GLUHHKKKHUK”

Anibus Florenteen [murdered with a hammer and a David Bowie cassette tape] 8:34 PM 8-13-97
“YOU STAY WAY NO-NO-NO”
[audibly shitting his pants]

*Wesley Mortenden [Blugoned to death with own typewriter] 8:40 PM 8-13-97
“Man this is fucked up, Im done. YOU HEAR ME, IM THROUGH. What‘re you doing with my typewriter?”

Frank Letzowitz 9:12 PM [Shot 23 times in the chest] 8/24/97
“Hey whos that little guy with the tape recorder doing?”
**Sqollstown: “Hes here to record last requests”
“Last requests?”
[Shots fired]

Tomas Greenfield 4:29 PM [Stabbed to death with a baseball bat] 9/4/97
“He slugger hows it hangin’? OFOGGH”

Wallace “Cyber Prophet” Mackenzie 2:15 AM [Strangled to death by modem cable] 9/9/97
“With [gasping] my last breath [gasping continues] I curse… ZOIDBURG…”

Jak Greaspaint 11:22 [Run over by Blue La Baron] 9/19/97
“HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!”
[audible thud]

Adam Flochet [unknown time] [Shot in the head] 9/21/97
“--just turn this on. Twenty first of October, and I guess Im fired.”
[gunshot and silence for the remainder of the tape]
*This entry was recorded by Adam Flochet on the obtaining of Wesley Mortendens previous records and audio tapes.
**This is the only time Sqollstown’s voice is known to be recorded. However due to his particular vocal quality, the quoted text is not official. Other experts who have listened to the recorded evidence contend that he actually said “Just another shit like you” and that Adam edited for his own sake. However the original stenographer must be deferred to in this particular instance.